Wayside+Karan

Sept.24/08 My wayside school story

My name is Karan I like cheese and cheese and cheese. I have orange teeth and black hair. Im very mean im a new kid at wayside school. My room is on the 30th floor. I call my teacher skunk bag and my classmates ugly. everybody hates me and I have to go on the kindergarten bus. The other day I wore a million raincoats. Mrs.Jewls told me to take them off but I said” No you old skunk bag”. Mrs.Jewls got her fork out of her purse and cut the coats. Mrs.Jewls always told the class that forks are useful and she was right they are. After Mrs.Jewls picked up the raincoats she was suprised Karan was a dead rat with cheese cubes on my two front feet. Mrs.Jewls told a classmate to throw it out the window. Then Mrs.Jewls went back to teaching the class about why monkeys have hairy ears. The end.